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Despite magheggi Hamilton to win the last corner of the world, the formula 1 is one of the the most boring sport ever. According to a recent survey, a Grand Prix Formula 1 for 60% of viewers is more boring than any episode of "Amici di Maria de Filippi" ... the average person only sees the departure of the GP because it is the only so far as overtaking is allowed because they do not understand the difference from an old episode of "Elisir" by Michele Mirabella. Raikkonen himself has recently admitted to the sports newspaper "Cars that are vrum vrum" that sometimes falls asleep during the race. That is why Mosley has collected all the most important members of the motoring world at his villa in Marina di Massa: Ecclestone, Todt, Valentino Rossi, Michael Night Rider and Herbie the Beetle. Not being able to be present in the film Cars carroattrezzi I substituted for me. In that meeting, at the express request of the host we were all dressed as Nazis Sexy (fishnet stockings € 15, € 40 Guepierre, Nazi dress is priceless), we thought the following changes for the next world:

- Strictly forbidden to run the pilots with a BAC of less than 4. Also provided for dining areas to maintain a high rate of drunkenness. In order not to mix the GP will not take more than the name of the host State, but provided alcohol Fernet ... GP, GP Ciupi, GP etc. Sangria.
- Replacement of the box with a mechanical vending machine
- Changing the helmets with funny hats and colorful. If the hat flies off the pilot will have to come down and retrieve it. Graffertarselo Prohibition of the skull.
- Possibility of driving against traffic to your liking.
- 10 laps GP will be performed using only one hand. A pilot's discretion whether to use the hand free to change the car's radio stations or get it out the window (which MUST be mounted to the pits.
- Insert into the race, a race of "Ciapa the Tail" as Luna Park.

But in the end The proposal won by Valentino Rossi to keep everything as once, forcing the pilots to winning celebrations funny. Glock has already promised to his first victory bacierà a cow to cow fans .... The end of the race against ...