Thursday, June 26, 2008

Games Of Strategy Soultuon

European

These are the results of two surveys about Europe's football launched simultaneously in Austria and Switzerland: Italy

Where will the Europeans? In the first phase

8 votes (29%)
win the European 6 votes (22%)
the quarterfinals 6 votes (22%) in the semifinals votes
5 (18%) in the final
2 votes (7%)

two games after starting the first phase option was voted en masse .... 6 chronic optimists. In
6 (and there are many) have centered prediction.
For the win:

Germany 10 votes (28%)
Netherlands 9 votes (25%)
Spain 8 votes (22%)
Portugal 5 votes (14%)
France 3 votes (8%)

the Pending final challenge (Russia permitting) see the favored Germany 2 votes ....

Finally the next poll asks you what you want in the blog in coming days:
  • other facts, as we did on Badu, with a new character
  • things you should never say a. ... a list of things that should never say to his girlfriend, mother, boss, etc.. (You would then have to decide which of these subjects to choose from)
  • things to do before age 40. The worst-taking satisfaction in your life (hitting a nun, shitting on the desk of your accountant, to steal a duck, etc.)
  • new jobs. Create new job opportunities for creating new professions (spitter of watermelon seeds, breeder of penguins De Longhi) ...

Good survey to all

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Powerpoint 2007 To Make A3 Poster

France or Spain if provided magna ... Pleasure to be

days ago, Italy was eliminated from being a. Spruce Yesterday I tried all day, he wanted an idea of \u200b\u200bwhat do now, after elimination but especially after the national team has played 4 games total of soporific boredom (Italy matches abroad, go through the metal music in the background to keep people from falling asleep). Only recently that I'm very busy, there is the problem of the Italian GDP is one of the lowest in Europe, the Polo that melts and my grandfather who can not change the combination of the case .... I mean I know we can not do everything! I finally took pity and I did take him to dinner at the luxurious restaurant and Float "The constipated" (named after its small portions, I think) where I made a careful and sober discussion of the Italian national team. Apart from Buffon, who is the only one who understood the meaning of the last football game, we had an embarrassing defense: we were left without Nesta and Cannavaro Materazzi, who in the first match he could not mark the child when they enter the field and Barzagli, who in a couple of occasions I have seen that Van Nistelrooy told him what he would do after the action look good for him. ... At the end seemed strong Fabio Grosso! In midfield, there was a logistical problem. ... Or more languages. Romanaccio De Rossi, Pirlo Brescia, how can you pretend that you understand. Gattuso is also that no one understands when he speaks, not even his own family. Also there was the problem Camoranesi, how the fuck was tanned? It looked like a Tibetan goat with that beard and that hair ... when you pass the ball to his companions they stopped, they looked a bit 'around and asked: "What the fuck is there a Tibetan goat in the field." Finally in the attack have been 562.98 points but in the end could only play Toni. No coach could replace it with Borriello serious prejudice. In the end I recommended to play these competitions in March ... when players do not think the fact of what they are paying for parking the yacht in Porto Cervo. And only a new coach who got it wrong. ... I said Claudio, Claudio Lippi.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Claw Foot Tub Oval Curtain Rod

Teo (Teo Life)

Today I would like talk about a mythical character. In the past we dealt with historical figures: Sitting Bull, Hitler, Raffa, Jesus ... or Pecoraro Scanio. Today is the time of Teo. A personality that you all know, but how it performs an average day the young rascal-borgomanerese male model?
At eight o'clock the alarm goes off to Teo, while still embracing the bicycle time trial Ullrich (Teo has a teddy bear), but being a lazy falls asleep in the European record of 2.15 seconds ... in this case the giant swings into action Saint Bernard Teo's mother took over as caretaker of the child. This is the dress, the comb, kitchen breakfast, ciocorì with cabbage (which need to be greedy .... The dog, but then cocks his ... if it is not well if it alone) and makes him say the little prayer. Before you leave a little prayer dedicated to Teo Savo Milosevic (protector of health), one in Adrian Mutu (protector of loved ones) and a Zoratto (protector of bets with Bet & Win). Once in office, and Keeping Up With the newspapers (print, especially Guerin Sportivo Milano Finanza and the programming on Sky), the leader tells him calmly activities to be performed throughout the day. ... Usually gets bored after half an hour and says "Look I'm the navigator imposed .... Go where the voice tells you "if he is not very responsive on that day (usually after a defeat of Parma, and then every Monday from 5-6 years old) says, "Look up this sheet keep me up at 5 am and we're good like that ...." At about 11:30 he realizes that it had organized a game of football that night, send sms ... until 2-3, stufatosi, Badu asks if he wants to play and if he can carry 7-8 people. Arrived at night eating in front of the TV watching Eurosport channel Teo, if you pees Thursday (drinking 3-4 glasses of water per month does not have big needs) and can run and play soccer. ... Where you will place in a real estate firm of the field, waiting for a pass near the ball, and pulling in a strong field direction is absolutely random. Then he returns home with his girlfriend, but mind you ... you ... He sleeps on the couch, she and Ullrich bikes are not all three on the bed ...

Monday, June 16, 2008

Bible Verse Moving Forward

It can not rain forever! Safe safe?

A famous movie quote (if I remember correctly Cicciolina Moana and the World Cup) said "It can not rain forever ".... well, he was wrong. This climate is much to Noah, for a universal flood, raining for months now without any commercial break, we're all fired into a summer in a water bath. But do not despair, you Shulzmania is a blog service (in the sense that sucks), and is therefore trying to help his loyal readers, by showing the hidden side of coin, the benefits of that time, it causes:
  • You can do a lot of overtime work on Saturdays and Sundays so you will then be white and pale like everyone else ... but you can go with that money in a nice place for vacation, maybe a desert! one exists in Peru, where no rain for 75 years ...
  • can get interested to mushroom picking
  • Digging a deep hole in the garden, in a few days you will have your personal swimming pool at home, and without spending a euro!

  • summer hit this year nothing

  • No beach, no costume .... this means that no one will notice what you are disgustingly obese.

  • If you are single you will not feel more of the idiot when Sunday afternoon, instead of going to the stroll in Arona, stay home and play with the Playstation.

  • You have an excuse not to go to play soccer

  • If there are those companies from 48 balls on the bikers, who sorpassanno from the right, left, up, down at the same time you can be sure that by this time do not go out for sure .... in fact also have the balls to turn € 10,000 motion is to render dust in the garage.

  • Women wet for the whole summer ....

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Free Train Groping Vidioes

Measures needed for everyday life

incredible incredible I got a job! Obvious catastrophic events related to the event, and already prophesied by the great prophet of Gattinara Nosfagianus, such as: 2000 Virgin Mary that weep bitter gourd, Grosso playing good football, two consecutive sunny days or landing of aliens that actually want to sell big Encyclopedia Galactica.
The problem lies (that sits on several occasions) that I find a job that forces me to June to stand all day in a suit and tie. ... Unfortunately for me and my issues have been raised as a child by a pack of wolves steppe of Brig Novarese, sudo even to move the VCR remote control from the table to the couch, to December, naked, with the windows open and my father gives me to do the jovial on the snow. I have consulted so
Olly, famous scientist and aesthetic, which for some years he has tirelessly for the care and welfare of my body. After careful and long check-up, where I often spent his rough tongue cat all over the body (to my questions he said that was standard practice, and since I know nothing of medicine I preferred to keep quiet so as not to fool), I explained that with a long and complex surgery, required to be performed completely naked (both) and I lying on his stomach, it can eradicate all the bulbs from my sweating body. Indeed, to be more precise, thanks to a series of pipes from the main sources of sweat (stinker), or underarms, back, face, eyes and knees, you can channel them to attain, and all this in a little bottle in his pocket .... Also useful because you can then re-spreading the contents on him when you go to the gym, to show that big-all'istruttrice much has been done. ... Or with a nut can be reused for good Knorr soups. Only side effect: now I'm hot when I throw out my tongue like a dog ....

Monday, June 9, 2008

Sample Of Beautician Employment Contract

Extreme Sex (extreme sex) but then on closer inspection it comes to anything but facts

I know what you thinking, tonight is the opening match of Italy, will speak about this .... But no, then what the fuck you want for these things is the site of the journal which are also paid. Today we will talk about Guinness World Record, telecast, broadcast on the satellite dish or Italy7, speaking of records. This drive follows a very logical, sequential pattern that can be summarized in ababcababc, where the three phases indicate the type of records made in betting.
Phase A: the so-called fake-sports record, or a guy to jump 52 cars with a bmx, rather than launching a golf ball to 8000 km away, in short, athletic people with (otherwise die) but unable to use their skills in a meaningful way, work hard to achieve significant record but by idiots.
Step B: records of idiots. This record usually must swallow a guy can be more wolf dogs in 30 seconds, licking more plasma TV in 1 minute or you can hit them multiple times with a spatula on the face flies in a nanosecond. They are subject desirous of fame and recognition, but because of their inability sports have to invent offensive record absolutely absurd. That no one has ever done because it is too stupid even as a record because another human being could pensarvici either too painful or self-lesionisticoi for anyone with logic as the guy who is drunk in an hour a Biological entire tank.
Step C: This less than two, is one where the guy breaks up objects such as water, cars, Norwegian children, chamber pots (filled) or plum with body parts. ... Possibly as a result of bleeding.
So I wanted to take a record and I also recommended by my image consultant Don Matteo, I opted for the record "with more human perversions dream." I also thought about including sado-rot, a version of the SM to be carried out when it's hot and you can wash and watch the backside of the elderly. But then I discovered that the challenger was co Qu # # # (name not encrypted for your privacy, but for the Your security), which also stirs up watching Sailor Moon, and I gave up.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Us Postal Stamps Eid Greetings

Badu


After a long and exciting challenge the winner of the sprint we FACTS: Badu.
Poll Results: 11 votes
Badu
Train 8 votes
Cotesta character is already in his epic and legendary, so I'm sure the facts will arise spontaneously as mushrooms.

This post has no time limits .... I strongly recommend everyone to continue to post their facts when you write new posts on this blog. With the recent comments sidebar, you can always check if someone added something, not necessarily check out this post.

So that way the facts .... all hell breaks loose!

Monday, June 2, 2008

How Much Klonopin Can I Give A Dog

Switzerland 2008

Only a few days at the beginning of European football to be held in Switzerland, the land problem in Swiss football is not even know what ... it's like in Italy for jazz: "You know what 'is the Jazz? "" Sure, "" Tell me a jazz musician ... "" Boh, Puff Daddy? ".... in Switzerland is all wealthy people and the ball can not care less, they all go when it's cold skiing, hot weather is going to run, to walking, trekking ... other days you go to stroke the Milka cow. The idea of \u200b\u200bsporting competition came to the President of Switzerland (a neutral country because there are no elections, the president gets a little 'in each round) Michelle Hunziker, who wanted to resolve the issue of ancestral land svizzerese, Tourism. In fact, for all the holidays they go to Sharm el Sheikh, Riccione, too much and nobody wants to go on holiday in Switzerland, a little 'pulls Lugano for Plozza but in a limited way, no one comes to Valencia from Manchester rather than a Bonehead .... So beyond the end of the first gas stations in Switzerland and the first market where pennies to buy the chocolate and nobody swatch has never gone beyond ...
The most observant of you will say to me: "Austria? Why not also speak of Austria? "... But because that country there misses a club .... On the other hand if he wanted to Switzerland could be organized at the same time European, World, Olympics, Telethon, Cantagiro, Il Palio di Siena and 27 parties simultaneously Unity (the flag room, moreover, makes sense that the Swiss, in agreement with their principle of neutrality, are both Democrats and Communists). The soldiers out there, but unfortunately there are a number of fields so large as to make an entire European play there ... so they had to rent Austria, that they do not give because they care only the Ski World Cup .... All good Europeans, we hope they will win the Swiss ... would be the first time you see a team that wins but rejoices