Friday, November 21, 2008

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A cute kitty massacre

I love animals very much and yesterday when it came to me, meowing softly, his neighbors' cat, without having first decided, decided to pull his one kick at the carotid artery. A kick stylistically very beautiful, Trivela, which sent him against the Jamaican cactus plant from my grandmother ... very rare that you inoculated a rare poison that makes you think for 16 hours to be the CEO " Grissini Torinese ".
Having recovered the sweet kitten decided to take revenge .... I destroyed all my photos of when I won "ingambissima Girl" and my figurines of players' sandwiches with punk hairstyles.
As I am committed to counter-check the "Inventory of Cats" across the genealogy of the beloved cat, contact all her relatives, Stan in all of North Italy and drown himself in the Lambro (cats well accepted to be drowned, but the water is polluted with so much discomfort), taking in the scene and put it all on YouTube.
Revenge, wait, was to put a trap in the bidet grizzle .... what I would have been as deadly, still unaware of its proper use, I have always used as a fountain from the park. To my great good fortune the hydraulic half was used first by my father, however, had been vaccinated with leghold grizzle several years ago for a trip to the Egyptian museum in Vancouver.
Now I hid in his bed a giant rat in Guatemala, the only type mice, weighing 78 kg high at the shoulder and 1:40 dall'appetito hungry, Galeazzi type after running the marathon in New York .... I hope to finally get rid of it because, spying on his phone calls, I heard talking about a card for life to the DS ... I fear the worst!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

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These days it is best to find a second job or find to round .... I was lucky because I won a competition of Piedmont Region (dissertation on the ugly but good).
On Saturday night I go to the local area to come to blows. The activity is funded by the Tourism, that people in the bar if there is no animation and managers do not want to be bored pull off a €. So I'm coming, and thanks to some volunteers at one leads them ... break, 2 chairs 3 bottles that you also happy with the assurance that the manager is paid a new furniture and you rimbonsare than 2 bottles of Bitter Cape nobody drinks. Bystanders are happier that they have something to watch .... and when I pull into the fight even the old ladies.
The problem is that because of the law 626, that of safety in the workplace, you can not do work that "consists in beating each other of holy right," without a break of at least 10 days.
So having won another competition, a week and no one, do what you piss on him ... that as the premises Work is good although a little wet, you know so many people and you stock up on women ... usually love people who care little hygiene.
The beauty is that the work I do is spent thousands of beers that are required for both jobs, and even though caramba stop me in the car with alcohol 8.9 I can make the fines because I carry out "public utility service" but if I stop with less than 2 may sue as a Brunetta slacker!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

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Lunch in Greenland

I of my I like to drink on Saturday evening with Cesco. But he is in Scotland this weekend with the girlfriend and I are very sad. So I decided to find a distraction.
Watching CNN in an attempt to find the cartoons the ninja turtle, I learned that a few decades ago, the Americans lost in Greenland, an atom bomb and there I had a beautiful light .... you know that jokes come out with an atomic! and then I could finally solve that problem of weeds in my garden. Contacted on the fly so
Jerry, we decided to go to Greenland, in the Oretta lunch break at my disposal .... we used Overcraft his family. From Agognate to Nuuk on the Lambro (political and cultural capital of Greenland) 18 minutes and stopping the Faroe autogrill because Jerry wanted to eat a herring Rustichella with ... specialties. Once delivered
problems have arisen: first the language, unknown to me, but fortunately not entirely unknown to Jerry Multilingual after various inarticulate noises and he stated several times (and arrogance) that it is able to make the groin area indicates the area of \u200b\u200baccidents, which years ago carrying an atomic bomb.
second problem was that you ride the endless expanses of ice to get at us ..... area We thought for a sled dog that would allow us to be there in minutes ... then my pressures we decided to use the most complex system of "pedal boat with a bow dryer to batteries.
reaching the place, we had to make that final effort, to find the bomb concealed by ice. And here's Jerry used a technique, still inexplicable to me (he said it learned from an old voodoo magician of Casale Monferrato ).... extracted from a box of miniciccioli vest, made them explode one by one and eventually pointed to the exact point of our treasure. In truth he loudly digested in that direction, but the result is the same.
So we came home with the unexpected booty.
I am back with 39 minutes late, but I have replaced a fellow conniving in my chair with a stack of paper A9 (those for origami, widely used in offices) and no one has noticed anything .... in fact the SBIG stack had all the practices and I was also taught to use Excel ....

Monday, November 10, 2008

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Maybe many of you do not know it but San offal, protector of all the interns and the forklift business .... so I was given an unexpected day off (can not be defined as unpaid leave) .
But .... it is difficult to arrive at night without making a dick! Once I remember I could be 4 or 5 hours to watch a rate dead. I stopped only because the ranks of those in the car, locked behind me, I wanted to lynch ... that strange people around, if iron rate (and this time they turned out to be the postman, but have always tended to confuse them) do not give a damn about anyone, but if it fails to arrive home in time to see demand from € 45 thousand of millionaire is stark mad ....
Italy borders: A) France B) Guatemala C) A dinosaur D) past participle of the verb truck .... we think 28 minutes then "call home that my uncle was a truck driver and maybe you remember."
But now I lost the rhythm. After sleeping a human number of hours (11) I started to bore me brutally. Exhausted at the end I decided to call Oleg Protasov, unforgettable driver's Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk, having the advantage that Alice ADSL I have all the free national calls + Oleg Protasov. The conversation has been on the run, I do not know him, Russian Italian, Polish, I do not know him neither of the Byzantine Empire .... Japanese, although I have claimed no reason to know .... but we wanted to so so with the dialect of Vicenza. Eventually we were on the phone for three hours at the end of which I think I bought an encyclopedia.
Fortunately, to save the day came the singer Hilary Duff, who was desperate to have censured his last video, because it is too pig. Although we were engaged a few years ago (we broke up when I discovered that in her youth she had voted for "Italy of Values \u200b\u200b".... she excuse excuse excuse but I do nothing!) We were good friends. Finally, after having consoled the best, having sex for 4 / 5 hours (all my orgasms were simulated, is history Italy of Values \u200b\u200bhas stayed with me here ...) and a pair of hands to trump I found the solution to his situation: interspersed with scenes of the hottest video with a scene where she and her friends eat a salami sandwich in a bar to the streets of Ravenna. The owner of MTV has 36% of the shares of Citterio (more than 6 or 7 of Ravenna) and had to pass the video without making a fuss. He even called back to let me Protassov complimented the trick .... and I also sold him a food processor.
Fortunately, back to work tomorrow .... so I have something to do all day .... complain ... "That ball never a day off ..... it's not this life here!"

Thursday, November 6, 2008

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Monday non-working day on Facebook

always Shulzmania is a blog that deals with large technology news. Waiting for an article that deals with the recent new inventions such as fax, teletext, the Commodore 64 and cov (no chocolate, have a microchip that the input of chocolate), today we look at the phenomenon of the moment: Faccialibro known in the Anglophone world as Facebook.
I know that all of you have now, with the exception of Fenrir, now last serious navigator of the network, all that is not porn they reject it.
This may well be called the best invention of the millennium, despite some minor flaws. For example it is difficult to chat, when in fact you wrote a message of 8300 characters tell your day in detail, the user you're chatting with is currently not in line ... can not send your message ... Fed up with sending a simple "Well you?". Or if you type the phrase while someone else writes you letters are not written ... so the question "EU hello tell me what's good?" becomes "U m there 56F5 *- 3simbolodibatman" ... the answer "$ £ 4" will be translated as "No big deal."
But you want to put the satisfaction of having 800 thousand in the profile friends, including conscripts and former classmates in deserts dinners for years, neighbors who have taken the salute to old quarrels about a prugneto dating back 4 generations ago, and added only because nice girls ....
Now this site also has a group on Facebook (see link right here ) thanks to Tia, who also happens to be my bare owner (or his choice of life for Deida for nudism extreme) as He has bought by Lumezzane spa bowling club for a train ticket on the route Minsk-Sassuolo Gibraltar airport, a lighter and a stack of A4 sheets. Open
also the announcement for this group of important posts such as:

-Omm straw that goes to jail if something goes wrong.
-Great Chrysanthemum: Journal brings bad luck, I mean what you say "You look good today" and the next day you wake up you're dead.
-Alcoholic official ... even if I could do to Interim
- Substitute paperweight: being the most useless of the group ... that is the subject of over-
My mistress .... but for that appointment imagine imagine that there will be big row ...

another appointment if you want to measure let me know, you will be satisfied, but remember the stamp of € 14.62

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

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Despite magheggi Hamilton to win the last corner of the world, the formula 1 is one of the the most boring sport ever. According to a recent survey, a Grand Prix Formula 1 for 60% of viewers is more boring than any episode of "Amici di Maria de Filippi" ... the average person only sees the departure of the GP because it is the only so far as overtaking is allowed because they do not understand the difference from an old episode of "Elisir" by Michele Mirabella. Raikkonen himself has recently admitted to the sports newspaper "Cars that are vrum vrum" that sometimes falls asleep during the race. That is why Mosley has collected all the most important members of the motoring world at his villa in Marina di Massa: Ecclestone, Todt, Valentino Rossi, Michael Night Rider and Herbie the Beetle. Not being able to be present in the film Cars carroattrezzi I substituted for me. In that meeting, at the express request of the host we were all dressed as Nazis Sexy (fishnet stockings € 15, € 40 Guepierre, Nazi dress is priceless), we thought the following changes for the next world:

- Strictly forbidden to run the pilots with a BAC of less than 4. Also provided for dining areas to maintain a high rate of drunkenness. In order not to mix the GP will not take more than the name of the host State, but provided alcohol Fernet ... GP, GP Ciupi, GP etc. Sangria.
- Replacement of the box with a mechanical vending machine
- Changing the helmets with funny hats and colorful. If the hat flies off the pilot will have to come down and retrieve it. Graffertarselo Prohibition of the skull.
- Possibility of driving against traffic to your liking.
- 10 laps GP will be performed using only one hand. A pilot's discretion whether to use the hand free to change the car's radio stations or get it out the window (which MUST be mounted to the pits.
- Insert into the race, a race of "Ciapa the Tail" as Luna Park.

But in the end The proposal won by Valentino Rossi to keep everything as once, forcing the pilots to winning celebrations funny. Glock has already promised to his first victory bacierĂ  a cow to cow fans .... The end of the race against ...

Saturday, November 1, 2008

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Fever Formula 1 ball game (Friday nait fivar)

The evening of yesterday evening was devoted to gambling. With the supreme indifference to the party horribly Barzotto Helloween, "Fil Rouge" Teo, "Carré" Clemens and I went out to conquer Casino Mendrisio. Despite the use of a browser is still set on summer time we arrived at the border easily .... there is a crossroads for Hoof and Casino. To the left is a 28-lane highway that takes you to the notorious Swiss cows grazing while on the right, following an old dirt trail, after 6 km you arrive at the casino. Once in place must be exchanged our notes colored chips Europe with the infamous (to be a coincidence?) Of chocolate. The problem arises from the fact that the Swiss Calvinist because I can not affect the numbers on the chocolate and that is why you need a great memory to remember the play. Milk chocolate is 1, 5 plain, 10 pralines, with hazelnuts 20, Kinder milk slice 50 and the Toblerone 100. After spending a Oretta to throw chips in a game where not win anything, now I understand good to be the fountain at the entrance of the casino ... I was lucky that I lost in 2000 near Perugia and kisses when I left was still there. Came at last, thinking of extending the bartender some money to a "Daiquiri Chocolate", I took 77 dry on the roulette wheel of Bellinzona (Switzerland roulette is a very special addition to icing). The friendly croupier svizzerese (think of the Canton Calabrian accent) made me the wave, I reserved a seat, and unlimited alcoholic drinks to 2 meters figona blonde sitting on my lap.
Clemens but after both he soon lost all his possessions, drained the Aura card, sold 1 / 5 of his internal organs. He then tried to pick up a couple of chips poking under the tables, or prostituting themselves to fat lady saying things "if you give me a lick mochettes the chips?". Teo instead dedicated himself to changing fortunes in gambling as the typical Swiss Cirula, the slap of the Soldier, La Morra and flag, and ended up ruining the tree cost of Plenty Ticino .... meanwhile I had already climbed down the table of fortune: from 2 meters beefy blond on her knees, I was soon passed pretty brunette, brown, and finally toltomi so-so also the right to sit, in Cesson (Hair color indefinable) that held me by the hand. When it came to take me away I arrived Teo all'infamante level "plump and bald ladies that caresses you." So we decided to go home, not before going to retrieve Clemens, ended up in solitary confinement for having beaten up the woman in the bathroom to steal 20 cents from the basket of offerings.
But before going to bed, we bought a scratchcard autogrill. Losing. Clemens Ciul me the 20 cents that I had lent to scratch ...