It can not rain forever! Safe safe?
A famous movie quote (if I remember correctly Cicciolina Moana and the World Cup) said "It can not rain forever ".... well, he was wrong. This climate is much to Noah, for a universal flood, raining for months now without any commercial break, we're all fired into a summer in a water bath. But do not despair, you Shulzmania is a blog service (in the sense that sucks), and is therefore trying to help his loyal readers, by showing the hidden side of coin, the benefits of that time, it causes:
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You can do a lot of overtime work on Saturdays and Sundays so you will then be white and pale like everyone else ... but you can go with that money in a nice place for vacation, maybe a desert! one exists in Peru, where no rain for 75 years ...
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Digging a deep hole in the garden, in a few days you will have your personal swimming pool at home, and without spending a euro!
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summer hit this year nothing
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No beach, no costume .... this means that no one will notice what you are disgustingly obese.
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If you are single you will not feel more of the idiot when Sunday afternoon, instead of going to the stroll in Arona, stay home and play with the Playstation.
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You have an excuse not to go to play soccer
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If there are those companies from 48 balls on the bikers, who sorpassanno from the right, left, up, down at the same time you can be sure that by this time do not go out for sure .... in fact also have the balls to turn € 10,000 motion is to render dust in the garage.
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Women wet for the whole summer ....
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